Latest Tweets:
“You just gonna stare at me or are you gonna apologize?
Nothing. Nothing, of course. I bought those flowers for my Mom, dude! She’s coming to visit, you know this to be the case, and you STILL shoved them in your fucking pocket. Nice. Good work. Way to be the same creepy weirdo every time. Is it because I borrowed your Mott the Hoople album and my friend stole it? Man, I told you I was sorry and offered to buy you a new one. Fuck, man. I wish you would at least talk to me. Enjoy those flowers in your pocket.
Fucking WHY?!!!”
From the upcoming sitcom “My Roommate Morrissey.”
